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A man eats nothing but monkey pellets for a week (2006).
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Two government employees allegedly eat nothing but beige nutrient slurry during the shutdown (2019).
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The Kola Superdeep Borehole
In the 1970s, the Soviet government tried to see how deep they could drill into the Earth’s crust.
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Of Loopholes and Black Holes
An essay about one of the best novels I’ve read in years.
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I was a Cable Guy. I Saw The Worst of America.
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Mafia City Ads
A collection of absurd ads for a scammy mobile game. That’s how mafia works.
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A man dances to the Becker theme song for one hour.
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YouTube search query: “birthday party 1994”
See also: “pool party [xxxx]”; “new years [xxxx]”; “vacation [xxxx]”; etc.
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Tag Tells You About a Thing He Likes
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List of incidents at Walt Disney World
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Grand Lake Theater marquee messages (2005 – present)
Political messages on the marquee of the movie theater near my apartment. A record of sinister eras.
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Our Generation Ships Will Sink
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Note: The @MafiaCityAds Twitter account was sold a few days prior to publication, and the link is now dead. Here’s a long YouTube compilation. Always remember that the entire internet is constantly rotting all around us.
Comments (1)
Thank you for sharing this list of rather cursed articles and videos, I can definitely think of worse videos to watch during the quarantine. My personal favorite had to be -=squish squish squish=-, as it is quite bizarre but also oddly satisfying.