Diary of a Crazy Artist: Sh*t Artists Say
I didn’t choose to be an artist, my art chose me.
My art is about energy.
Do you have a pirated copy of Photoshop I could borrow?
I would never date another artist.
I would never date a poet, they’re worse than artists.
I don’t need to be able to write about my work, that is for other people to do.
You can’t understand art unless you understand my suffering.
I don’t make my art for the critics.
My art is about space and community.
Was Andy Warhol really gay?
My art doesn’t have to mean anything to be good.
If I have to hear about Chris Burden one more time I am going to shoot someone.
Art is whatever you can get away with.
Painting is not dead, and I will prove it.
Art is not a hobby, it is my life.
I am a conceptual artist.
People might not like my work here, but they will love it in New York.
These days you don’t need to be able to draw.
Miranda July is a genius.
Cremaster #2 is my favorite Cremaster.