Secret Hidden Theme to the SFMOMA Sculpture Garden

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Dear reader,

This is Tammy. Has this ever happened to you?

I was passing a casual afternoon in the SFMOMA sculpture garden the other day, sipping a glass of fresh tap water and soaking up some much needed vitamin D in my San Francisco summer attire, when I realized that my helmet with its tundra down lining resembled the Thought Screen Helmets made famous by our friends at Stop Alien Abductions.  Thought screen helmets prevent aliens from reading your thoughts, and ultimately, from abducting the wearer. Just for fun, I toyed with “anyone” who might be listening by creating a half-thought. And then, as if in answer,  an eerie pattern to the sculptures seemed to appear—an unwritten narrative that became more and more obvious the more I gazed at the objects on display and took into account the simple fact that rooftop gardens, like tennis courts, can easily be transformed into helipads.

Was the curatorial vision describing an actual visitation? Experts have denied any such conspiracy, but I’ll let you be the judge. I give you here, the key:

Alexander Calder, Big Crinkly = The spaceship

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Louise Bourgeois, The Nest = Mother alien who eats her young; equipped with sharp-toothed lower lip folded under the head

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Juan Munoz, Conversation Piece, NY (1, 2 & 3) = Alien hatchlings, or larval stage (pre-nymph)
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Ranjani Shettar, Me, no, not me, buy me, eat me, wear me, have me, me, no, not me = Nymph-stage shedded skin of the now teenaged hatchlings (represented under the mother’s legs)

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Mario Merz, The Lens of Rotterdam = The dwelling.  Igloo in appearance, so as to ‘blend in’ (the first alien landing coordinated at points due east of the Bering Strait)

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Ellsworth Kelly, Stele I = The golden calf or object of worship

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Kiki Smith, Virgin Mary = Sarcophagus for captured humans

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Robert Arneson, No Pain =Severed head of the decapitated human leader

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Joel Shapiro, Untitled = Communications antennae; able to withstand arctic winds

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Henry Moore, Large Torso Arch = Fourth dimension portal for ‘birthing’ spaceship (saves light years and is fuel efficient)

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Barnett Newman, Zim Zum I = Thermal radiation jet shower and particle neutralizer

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I hope this knowledge does not compromise our safety or  future privacy. As you know, They can read our thoughts, and They have ways of making us forget.

Artcast tour of the Sculpture Garden that explores all 11 works and artists thematically (more of a “sculpture as such” approach): here.

Sculpture-by-sculpture audio guide in downloadable zip and cell-phone-able tour (maybe more fun when you’re here on site): is here.

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